Our Top 5 Excuses For Not Working Out, Debunked!Monday, May 9, 2011 16:39
And, yes, that's a euphemism.
I barely know my left from my right, huff and puff before a mile is up, choose mozzarella sticks over balance balls, and, if you haven't noticed, occasionally I self judge.
Lest you worry that I blame myself though, let me make it clear that this is all my mother's fault. (Happy day-after-Mother's Day, Mom!)