Banning Peanuts from Planes

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 10:00
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The Llama Butchers

“I’ve had it with these bleep-bleep’n peanuts, on this bleep-bleep’n plane!”

Yeah, “Peanuts on a Plane” isn’t as cool as Samuel L. Jackson going all Pulp Fiction on Snakes on a Plane, but today nuts are just about as evil as snakes.

And since now a kid can drop dead from eating a single nut, some concerned air travelers want to ban those tiny bags of honey roasted mercy peanuts from bleep-bleep’n planes.

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