Fox NFL and Burger King Make Jessica Simpson Fat Jokes

Saturday, October 17, 2009 23:13
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Jessica Simpson is yet again the butt of fat jokes, this time at the hand of Fox NFL and Burger King. During a recent pre-game show, an animated skit was aired that featured cartoon versions of Dallas Cowboy players and plenty of “boy is Jessica fat” jokes.

“Man, I still can’t believe Tony (Romo) dated Jessica Simpson, even after she blew up bigger than Flozell Adams!” says the cartoon-version of running back Marion Barber. While tight end Jason Witten jokes, “Unlike Tony, at least Jessica comes up big when it counts!”

Even head coach Wade Phillips puts his two cents in. “Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!” Har har.

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